March 24, 2026·Edition 17
Sora dies. Dalí lives. The dynasties talk.
Internet Microdoses
OpenAI is shutting down Sora, its AI video generator, putting an end to Disney’s $1 billion deal. Could this be the end of the slop era? Those endlessly viral erotic soap operas about pregnant fruit characters suggest maybe not.

Estée Lauder and Puig consider $40 billion merger, which if passed would put Le Labo, Tom Ford, and Kilian under the same roof as Byredo, Charlotte Tilbury, and Jean Paul Gaultier. Both companies are family-controlled, which makes this less corporate takeover and more arranged marriage between dynasties.
Jordan Wolfson directed Prada’s new campaign, casting Hunter Schafer alongside CGI birds that loom over her like sleep paralysis demons. Prada called it “multiplicities of identity,” while the internet was divided: Were the creatures AI? Does it matter? Is it good? Is it bad? With questions like these, it was certainly a success.
Meta and YouTube found guilty of addicting children in a landmark trial with a $6 million verdict. Look for many more suits to follow. If social media is the new nicotine, they could be facing a Big Tobacco-sized problem in court.
Off-White launches 10x10, handing the brand to 10 collaborators — Kid Cudi on sneakers, ASAP Nast on objects, Renell Medrano on eyewear, Stéphane Ashpool on varsity — each releasing their own capsule through April 2027. Three years after Virgil Abloh’s death, the brand is finally answering the question: do you preserve the voice or open the door? Off-White chose the door.
Dave Eggers transformed an SF warehouse into a free art school. The 100,000 square-foot building is now called Art + Water and will open this fall with 30 artists, a first show devoted to Boots Riley, and, most notably, no tuition. A happy arrival as the California College of the Arts shutters next year.





