March 11, 2026·Edition 15
Protein. Print Magazines. Promise Rings.
Internet Microdoses
David Protein is being sued for fat content in a class action lawsuit that claims the bars have 400% more fat than advertised. Sounds like Mean Girls, right? CEO Peter Rahal made sure we know that “no one is getting Regina Georged.” He probably can’t make “fetch” happen, but he is planning to countersue.

A 10-year-old became Paris Fashion Week’s youngest designer. Max Alexander debuted 15 sustainable looks at the Palais Garnier using deadstock fabric and a repurposed military parachute. He also claims he was Gucci in a past life. Honestly? Believable.
Vintage Calvin Klein gets a Love Story bump as searches spike on Depop for classic CBK looks. Calvin Klein is leaning into the instinct in its new campaign, styling Dakota Johnson in archival denim and underwear. Will ’90s dominance ever end?
Chanelmania is real as the fashion world goes feral for Matthieu Blazy’s first collection. Once it hit Chanel shops in Paris, customers were fighting over bags, and there was even a bomb threat. The most powerful marketing strategy is still the oldest trick in the book: make people fight for it.
Interior design magazines are booming despite print’s shaky foundation. Indie titles like apartamento, Scenery and Neptune Papers are winning by showing glimpses of intimate, lived-in real life that you want to sit with, not scroll past.




