Internet Microdoses

Tech bros get a front row at F/W 26 as Bryan Johnson walked Matières Fécales in Paris, Mark Zuckerberg sat front row at Prada in Milan, and Jeff Bezos showed up at Dior. A stop on the revenge-of-the-nerds world tour, where fashion seems comfortable foregrounding hard, technological, biologically-optimized power.

Apple releases its first-ever budget laptop. The MacBook Neo starts at $599, and was designed by Molly Anderson, who gave it softer edges in a playful iBook throwback that still reads classic Apple. A 13-inch Liquid Retina display, A18 Pro chip, and four candy-colored finishes target students and first-time Mac buyers.

Jim Carrey gets caught up in a clone conspiracy as TikTok lumped his post-face lift look in with a wider wave of “clone” theories about everyone from Selena Gomez to Trump. The rabbit holes kept multiplying—even after Carrey confirmed it was just cosmetic work.

Supreme Court rules against copyrights for AI art. By refusing to hear AI inventor Stephen Thaler’s case, the Court leaves in place a ruling that denies protection to fully generated images with no human author — reinforcing that copyright still belongs to human creativity and the work that trains these models in the first place. The line in the sand is clear: if the artist can’t solve a CAPTCHA, it can’t be copyrighted.

Timothee took a swipe at ballet and opera in an actor’s roundtable, telling Matthew McConaughey he doesn’t want to work on projects where it’s about “keeping this thing alive.” The comment furrowed some brows, while others thought he made a good point — and the Seattle Opera dropped a TIMOTHEE promo code in response.