August 18, 2026·Edition 43
It's the golden age for museum heists
Internet Microdoses
Italian police recovered stolen Renoir, Cézanne and Matisse paintings. Suspects broke into the Magnani-Rocca Foundation, pulled the three works off the walls, and escaped through the gardens in minutes. The thieves left their pickaxe behind — not unlike the Louvre butterfingers, who dropped a crown in the street. It’s the golden age for museum heists, though not so much for the robbers themselves.

Louis Vuitton made a Porsche. Nicolas Ghesquière worked with restoration house Singer on a one-off 911. The details run from Monogram flowers in the air vents to watch typography on the fuel caps, and each ships with a full capsule of clothes and bags. No word on the gas mileage.
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