August 11, 2026·Edition 42
What does your perfume say about you?
Internet Microdoses
The Palais de Tokyo is hunting for a temporary home while its Paris building gets overhauled, and the search has rankled the French art world over who will inherit the foot traffic. NIMBYism, meet the avant-garde.

A colossal 2,500-year-old sculpture just surfaced, leaving UNESCO archaeologists “astounded and a bit perplexed by it.” It literally outlived every empire that stepped on it.
Vogue World is heading to San Francisco in 2027. Their traveling runway-and-culture spectacle has hit New York, London, Paris, and Milan, and will now hit the one city that dresses exclusively in quarter-zips and On Clouds. More proof that fashion follows the money.
Decoy Font protects your written text from being read by AI, scrambling text for machines while keeping it legible to human eyes. If you’re using it, you better be writing from scratch yourself.
SpaceX left its first crater on the Moon, a cast-off piece of an old rocket that floated for a year until gravity pulled it down. Elon promised to leave his mark on the cosmos. Turns out it was more of a pothole.
The 1am job interview is on the rise, all thanks to the fact that the first round is a bot that books whenever you’re free. Nothing says “we value your time” like pitching yourself to a robot in the middle of the night.





