❤️

A scene from the 2004 film <n>Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy</n> featuring the character <n>Ron Burgundy</n>.

She sent a thirst trap while I’m at work

Shaking my girlfriend’s dad’s hand

“Great grip sir I see where she gets it from”

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

<n>Idris Elba</n> as <n>Stringer Bell</n> in the television series <n>The Wire</n>.

Since we're talking about mundane things we find endearing.

I absolutely love it when your woman's walking a few steps behind you and you stretch your hand back, and she does that little run to grab it.

I couldn't find a term for it, so I dubbed it the Mjolnir call.

asking the pretty girl in AA if she wants to get a drink after the meeting ends

i think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. “taste this. look at that. hear this song.” again and again. until you can’t imagine noticing life without them

bro she's a piece of art, pin her against the wall

finally had sex with all 12 zodiac signs, thanos aint got shit on me

wearing my ex clothes and laid up with my new man 😩 it’s like they both holding me.

Neither flirting nor being friendly but a third more mysterious thing (witnessing the depths of your soul out of curiosity)

When she’s already fine asf, and then she puts on her glasses >>>>

i don't flirt i just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically

not to be slutty or anything but i’d listen to all your problems while i run my fingers through your hair.

isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

I’m starting to think nobody knows where my hug is at

when the bugs start eating my heart  all they will taste is you

i need to go clubbing with someone i feel intense lust for